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Sean

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« on: April 01, 2006, 04:32:57 pm »
GENEVA, Switzerland (AP) -- Babache, the maker of fine Swiss juggling products, announced the development of a quality control division at their research and design headquarters near Geneva, Switzerland in response to complaints from their customers.

To kick off the new division, the CEO of Babache announced a new aluminum diabolo stick based on their popular Xtreme model. They are so sure this new model, Xtreme Turbo, won't break that they are offering a lifetime guarantee on all purchases of it. Further, the first 100 pairs of sticks sold will be signed by Antonin Hartz, winner of the 2004 WJF Diabolo Competition.

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No, this isn't real and will be deleted shortly... don't contact Babache.
april fools :)

Mark BMC

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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2006, 04:51:53 pm »
toying with my emotions!  :D

I was all set to get some turbos to replace my now banana shaped henry's alus

some times the world of diabolo can be hard on the soul, As i found out after a half  hour walk to the park today to diabolo, my diabolo bud didn’t show and the heavens preceded to open leaving me looking like some wet random alone in a park with nothing to do but walk home in the rain.

ah well nice to see some more humour on the board

Chiok

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2006, 05:59:07 pm »
Ah, very clever Mr. Admin.  Unfortunately it's passed the midday mark here in the UK, so it doesn't count :-P

But using your high-influencial remarks to make people think things, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Chiok
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Matt_

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2006, 07:25:24 pm »
i knew it was april fools right away! MB making quality handsticks....there's a laugh  :lol:

-Leo-

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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2006, 07:58:34 pm »
You evil man! I had my hopes up for about 2 seconds until I read ahead to the smallprint.
Behind your back is your front.

J_J777

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2006, 08:45:53 pm »
how would you sign a stick?  wait a sec...

NO!!!! YOU JEST!!!  I am about to buy replacement string so I was like  :shock: it was perfect until the little print ruined it... Bah!  you must make a movie as amends to us at diabolo.ca :D  maybe  :) yeah?

Josh

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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2006, 09:53:48 pm »
nice joke Sean. First joke for me today, because I have only seen one person today. How nice would it be btw, unbreakable sticks with lifetime guarantee...
some people think they are better because they can do something better

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pranay

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2006, 10:21:00 pm »
OOH MAN!! YOU ARE SO........ungood!!
at the first moment i really believed it!!!!!!
I AM VERY VERY DISAPOINTED!!! :x  :cry:  :?



(no,the joke this was a real nice joke! :roll: )

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2006, 12:47:37 am »
when is it coming out?

J_J777

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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2006, 03:41:38 am »
uh... mango... it's an april fools joke...  Anyways, your from HK right?  it's so sick there.  Ocean terminal, the food  :) wish I were there

Josh

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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2006, 07:41:22 pm »
haha! just broke one of my sticks today and got hope! but then..poisson d'avril!