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CirqueKid

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #100 on: July 18, 2008, 08:14:53 am »
I found a few more clown jokes that had to be added to the collection.

How do you turn a clown into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

How do you turn a clown into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.

What is red and has more brains than the clown you just shot?
The wall behind it.

What is blue and white and flies around the room at high speeds?
A clown with a punctured lung.

And three of my favorite baby ones:

What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.

What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
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Aaron Z

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #101 on: July 24, 2008, 02:04:34 pm »
I found a few more clown jokes that had to be added to the collection.

How do you turn a clown into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.

What is red and has more brains than the clown you just shot?
The wall behind it.

What is blue and white and flies around the room at high speeds?
A clown with a punctured lung.

And three of my favorite baby ones:

What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.

What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

Awesome, awesome, awesome.