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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2007, 03:27:39 am »
hitler  + diabolo = genocide

damn lamest joke ever :-\

(heard this one from someone else)

Yeah. As well as a A bunch of Goths+ Diabolo= Infinite Suicide  :-X
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Funty

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2007, 05:28:14 am »
I am going through my string at a rate of knots.


(o god shoot me now.... puns...)

Alex!

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2007, 12:10:49 pm »
I am going through my string at a rate of knots.
Ha, Thats one worth remembering :)
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Funty

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2007, 09:28:07 pm »
well i am a genius :)

xx

Diabolo88

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2007, 03:17:17 pm »
Quote
I am going through my string at a rate of knots.

Haha, brilliant ;D.

J_J777

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2007, 04:00:01 am »
I found a good joke and adapted it to d.ca

How many Diabolo.ca forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again

Josh

Eric Moffett

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2007, 04:45:27 am »
omg ha ha ha that made me laugh
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2007, 07:31:12 am »
Haha! Funny because its true. But not as large a scale.
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Martijn

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2007, 10:04:12 am »
Nice one Josh :)
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Jem

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2007, 06:34:03 pm »
Some light humour.  :P

Chiok

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2007, 01:13:22 pm »
Some light humour.  :P
You know what, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that was funnier than the referenced post.

Chiok
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2007, 07:04:10 am »
Clown jokes. NSFW. You may be offended.

How do you make a clown float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a clown and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


What do you call a clown with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

How many clowns does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A clown in a trash compactor.

How do you get 100 clowns into a hotwheels car?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A clown shot through a snowblower.
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Shaun

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« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2007, 09:52:04 am »
I'm speechless Will, it's beautiful! :D
I love clowns, they taste like chicken.

What's better than hunting clowns like bush pigs?
Nothin!....

What's the best part about throwing rocks at a clown?
Hearing the skull crack.

sik hey :D

Eric Moffett

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2007, 02:24:32 am »
Not a diabolo joke but I liked it as I was a trumpet player.

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to screw in the light bulb, and three to say how much better they could have screwed in the light bulb.
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karl e dangerous

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2007, 10:22:36 am »
dont forget about the forum member who will claim that everyone stole screwing in lightbulbs from him and he invented screwing in lightbulbs
sorry for my bad grammer

Nahxela

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2007, 12:36:40 am »
What do you call a guy that hit his dad with the diabolo sticks?

Parracide.

::) Another cheesy -cide joke, I know, I know, it's a bit lame.
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2008, 12:23:06 am »
ALMIGHTY BUMPETY.
Might offend some? Not sure. Came up with it last night.



What would the original creator(s) of the modern diabolo be doing if he was alive right now?
Screaming and clawing at the inside of his casket.

 :D
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Eric Moffett

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2008, 01:00:49 am »
rofl, nice one will, that's a bit mean although just to get technical, I don't think china used caskets in ancient times
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2008, 01:18:24 am »
Thats why I said modern diabolo ;)
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Aaron Z

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2008, 02:32:03 am »
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of diabolos?
You can't unload a truck full of diabolos with a spear.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of brand new diabolos?
I don't have a pile of diabolos in my garage.

How do you get your 'hates-clowns' friend to come over?
Cook something else.

How do you get a clown to stop crawling in circles on your floor?
Nail his other hand to the ground.

Faaaantastic  ;D