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~james~

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2008, 02:52:16 am »
LOL squiddo, sick and horrific.... "cook something else" :D
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robbie322

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #61 on: January 24, 2008, 08:53:14 pm »
whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby?


you take your boots off before jumpimg on a trampoline.

not at all diabolo related, but it's my favourite of the 'dead baby' line of jokes.
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2008, 08:47:39 am »
What's the difference between a clown and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Totally used that ;)
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robbie322

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« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2008, 02:00:25 pm »
woops hadnt seen that joke, sounds better with a baby tho
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JimmyCords.

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2008, 05:38:57 am »
By the way, Has annybody here actually managed to hit a bird with a diabolo? Tha would be funny and tragic at the same time as all great comedy is...
Once i chucked my diabolo up really high and an eagle swooped in and caught it and flew away
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Naa not really. But it might happen one day... One day...
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2008, 05:53:34 am »
Try not to bump up old threads.
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allsoppy5

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2008, 09:24:51 am »
MJ one was pretty good!
lol

CheshireBeagle

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #67 on: February 29, 2008, 03:15:19 am »
Are those sticks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Midoryu

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #68 on: February 29, 2008, 04:58:55 am »
Lol, Will and Squiddo...I laughed the most with your clown jokes and whatever Squiddo joked about...(And the joke about lightbulbs).  No offense, Squiddo...And to anybody's funny joke I've read and haven't mentioned.

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By the way...It's kinda hard making this up off the top of my head at 12 in the morning...Good night, everyone...
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #69 on: February 29, 2008, 10:22:46 am »
Are those sticks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

LOL. That is the best so far in my opinion.
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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #70 on: February 29, 2008, 01:28:35 pm »
By the way...It's kinda hard making this up off the top of my head at 12 in the morning...Good night, everyone...
Actually it was 11:58  :D
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DiaboloBRODiggy

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« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2008, 10:10:30 pm »
LOL. That is the best so far in my opinion.
I would have to agree with you on that one
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CirqueKid

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #72 on: June 12, 2008, 06:55:33 am »
To add to the clown madness:

Clowns are like slinkies -- not good for much of anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2008, 01:06:25 pm »
Lol at that one
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jazz-man3

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #74 on: June 14, 2008, 07:11:38 pm »
 :D lol the mj one was funny::)

Ethan

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #75 on: June 14, 2008, 08:52:42 pm »
whats the difference between michael jackson and a diabolo?

nothing, they would both break if you dropped them off a building

ahh the never ending michael jackson diabolo jokes :D
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CirqueKid

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2008, 12:21:02 am »
MJ...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a diabolo?
Kids love to stare at at diabolos, while Michael Jackson loves to stare at kids.

How is Michael Jackson and a Harlequin diabolo alike?
They are both neither one color or the other.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the Junior Juggling Convention?
Yeah... I'm not going to finish that one.
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2008, 01:44:38 am »
Ahahaha. The second one is gold.
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thetemple94

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #78 on: June 16, 2008, 06:10:44 pm »
What's the difference between a fire diabolo and a clown on fire?

One's funnier to watch.
Lol at all the MJ jokes.

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logoman04

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« Reply #79 on: June 18, 2008, 10:19:26 pm »
Then I saw clowns with diabolos and cried.
poor temp, it'll be ok.... u 2 may someday diabolo in a circus.
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