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norbi

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Re: Diabolo Line (Funny)
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2005, 12:35:22 pm »
Quote from: ne00xide
P.S. Now I just need to figure out how to do two... Hahaha


HAHA

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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2005, 03:55:48 pm »
Perhaps a new contender for the "diabolo jokes" thread.
Yes it was hilarious.
Did you pull?
Diabolo or Diablo

chris_cabry

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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2005, 04:59:00 pm »
hi,
i am only seven and i don't understand the joke.
Could someone explain it to me?
thanks
Two cups and an axle!!
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Hoop

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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2005, 05:30:37 pm »
No

ne00xide

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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2005, 06:54:22 pm »
I'm glad someone appriciated it. Sorry for not posting here on the first place. :)

chris_cabry

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« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2005, 09:51:20 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nce joke
Two cups and an axle!!
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William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2006, 09:34:45 am »
One giant BUMP!

Sorry but I thought my joke was worth sharing. Its not exactly diabolo but I like it   :P

Q: How many Poists/ Poiers/ Poi users(Whatever) Does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Only two, but we don't know how they got in there.  ;D
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one.man.band

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2006, 05:30:45 pm »
 :D

That's brilliant, poi-users are definitely the most sexual circus performers
Not sure how many times my diabolos have been in the pond

William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2006, 04:53:58 am »
Lol thanks one.man.band, most don't get it  :P But yeah they definitely are!  :D
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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2006, 11:15:33 am »
bit of diabolo banter offered up years ago on rec.as a sugestion on a safe line for diabolo.

get it up to speed, 'this is a diabolo'
'the Diabolo was invented thousands of years ago by the Chinese' (simple trick) 'they also invented paper' (another trick) and gunpowder (beter trick)
then launch a genocide (or simmilar wild trick) and say 'but never glass*' supposed to work ok even if you fluff the trick

*possibly windows makes more sense

/i'll get my coat

they even invented kites to! lol
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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2006, 09:31:11 pm »
I almost wasn't going to put this on here but it made my laugh WAY to hard when I wrote it... I was having a conversation with a pretty lady and well, this came out.

ne00xide: It's like diabolo, everyone has to start somewhere. I just spin faster and last longer.... And do some pretty sweet tricks. ;)
PRETTY_LADY: HAHAHA

I think we are all old enough to appriciate the comical value of that statement. I hope you all enjoy my sick humor as much as I did. If not, I apologize in advance and may this be deleted asap.

P.S. Now I just need to figure out how to do two... Hahaha

Frank

Hehehe, i like, i got lots of sick humour, but because of the yungens i fear there lives when they ask their parents what certain words mean, then they get banned from the forums from their parents.....we dont want that
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

  YOU WILL BE SAFE; I'M JUST WRITING THIS TO SAY GOODBYE.

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2006, 05:31:33 pm »
The Micheal Jackson one put a smile on my face.
Why get bored when you can juggle?

William

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2006, 09:04:58 am »
Please try not to bump up a thread just to say something like "Good job" or "Nice"
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Alex!

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2006, 12:54:34 pm »
How do you kill a Circus?
Go for the juggler...
STOP! HAMMER 'TIJN

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2006, 10:43:26 pm »
How do you kill a Circus?
Go for the juggler...

This always makes me shiver because once I had a broken glass held to my throat. I was strong enough to avoid being cut but had to hold on for ages before my friend heard my shouts for help and came to my rescue.
I got the 'go for the jugular' line for a while after that.

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2007, 09:38:25 am »
Gods sence of humor:

First I have to learn infinite suicides in the rain,
And when I    FINALLY       get it,





The sun starts to shine.



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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2007, 05:50:19 pm »
Time to reawaken this thread perhaps ;)?

There are a swedish traditional joke that goes: "All the kids" (they are like the "mommy, mommy" jokes in english). These jokes doesn´t really work as good in english as in swedish but here are a few:

None of the kids had big scars in their head except Joe, he owned a Diabolo.

All the kids got away unhurt from the highthrow competition except Buck, he forgot to duck.

None of the kids could 1D combos for eight hours straight except Lance, he was from France.

All the kids could do the satellite except Peg because she´s missing a leg.

All the kids still have all their teeth except Clyde, he was practicing the duicide.

All the kids could do 3 low except Moe, he only knew how to give spin and throw.

All the kids got diabolomarks on their arms, except Grace because she has them in her face.

All the kids practiced high throws except Fran, she didn´t want a broken ceilingfan.

All the kids could see the Diabolo coming from miles away except Nate and then it was too late.

None of the kids would diabolo in the snow except Joe, now he has a frostbitten toe.

^Dunno if any of them are any good but enjoy anyway... ;D

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2007, 05:57:21 pm »
Ha, those are some funky rhymes!
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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2007, 06:12:25 pm »
Very funny  ;D i mean it.
Your like diabolo news reporter Niclas, always bringing out the updates fast. Nice work.
http://wwww.youtube.com/DiaboloNiclas

Marijn

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Re: diabolo jokes
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2007, 10:17:01 pm »
hitler  + diabolo = genocide

damn lamest joke ever :-\

(heard this one from someone else)
''I have been practising some basic 2d suicide stuff to widen my arse''