Author Topic: diabolo jokes (Read 25006 times)

norbi · « **Reply #20 on:** July 07, 2005, 12:35:22 pm »

Quote from: ne00xide

P.S. Now I just need to figure out how to do two... Hahaha

HAHA

Spooned · « **Reply #21 on:** July 07, 2005, 03:55:48 pm »

Perhaps a new contender for the "diabolo jokes" thread.
Yes it was hilarious.
Did you pull?

chris_cabry · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2005, 04:59:00 pm »

hi,
i am only seven and i don't understand the joke.
Could someone explain it to me?
thanks

Hoop · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2005, 05:30:37 pm »

ne00xide · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2005, 06:54:22 pm »

I'm glad someone appriciated it. Sorry for not posting here on the first place.

chris_cabry · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2005, 09:51:20 pm »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nce joke

William · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2006, 09:34:45 am »

One giant BUMP!

Sorry but I thought my joke was worth sharing. Its not exactly diabolo but I like it

Q: How many Poists/ Poiers/ Poi users(Whatever) Does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Only two, but we don't know how they got in there.

one.man.band · « **Reply #27 on:** November 06, 2006, 05:30:45 pm »

That's brilliant, poi-users are definitely the most sexual circus performers

William · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:53:58 am »

Lol thanks one.man.band, most don't get it

But yeah they definitely are!

jammy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:15:33 am »

Quote from: seán_ on April 25, 2005, 02:42:47 pm

bit of diabolo banter offered up years ago on rec.as a sugestion on a safe line for diabolo.

get it up to speed, 'this is a diabolo'
'the Diabolo was invented thousands of years ago by the Chinese' (simple trick) 'they also invented paper' (another trick) and gunpowder (beter trick)
then launch a genocide (or simmilar wild trick) and say 'but never glass*' supposed to work ok even if you fluff the trick

*possibly windows makes more sense

/i'll get my coat

they even invented kites to! lol

DiaboloWebb · « **Reply #30 on:** December 03, 2006, 09:31:11 pm »

Quote from: ne00xide on July 07, 2005, 07:55:10 am

I almost wasn't going to put this on here but it made my laugh WAY to hard when I wrote it... I was having a conversation with a pretty lady and well, this came out.

ne00xide: It's like diabolo, everyone has to start somewhere. I just spin faster and last longer.... And do some pretty sweet tricks.
PRETTY_LADY: HAHAHA

I think we are all old enough to appriciate the comical value of that statement. I hope you all enjoy my sick humor as much as I did. If not, I apologize in advance and may this be deleted asap.

P.S. Now I just need to figure out how to do two... Hahaha

Frank

Hehehe, i like, i got lots of sick humour, but because of the yungens i fear there lives when they ask their parents what certain words mean, then they get banned from the forums from their parents.....we dont want that

Hulsey · « **Reply #31 on:** December 11, 2006, 05:31:33 pm »

The Micheal Jackson one put a smile on my face.

William · « **Reply #32 on:** December 12, 2006, 09:04:58 am »

Please try not to bump up a thread just to say something like "Good job" or "Nice"

Alex! · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2006, 12:54:34 pm »

How do you kill a Circus?
Go for the juggler...

seán_ · « **Reply #34 on:** December 30, 2006, 10:43:26 pm »

Quote from: AlexanderMC on December 30, 2006, 12:54:34 pm

How do you kill a Circus?
Go for the juggler...

This always makes me shiver because once I had a broken glass held to my throat. I was strong enough to avoid being cut but had to hold on for ages before my friend heard my shouts for help and came to my rescue.
I got the 'go for the jugular' line for a while after that.

Niek van Laun · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:38:25 am »

Gods sence of humor:

First I have to learn infinite suicides in the rain,
And when I FINALLY get it,

The sun starts to shine.

Diabolo88 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2007, 05:50:19 pm »

Time to reawaken this thread perhaps

?

There are a swedish traditional joke that goes: "All the kids" (they are like the "mommy, mommy" jokes in english). These jokes doesn´t really work as good in english as in swedish but here are a few:

None of the kids had big scars in their head except Joe, he owned a Diabolo.

All the kids got away unhurt from the highthrow competition except Buck, he forgot to duck.

None of the kids could 1D combos for eight hours straight except Lance, he was from France.

All the kids could do the satellite except Peg because she´s missing a leg.

All the kids still have all their teeth except Clyde, he was practicing the duicide.

All the kids could do 3 low except Moe, he only knew how to give spin and throw.

All the kids got diabolomarks on their arms, except Grace because she has them in her face.

All the kids practiced high throws except Fran, she didn´t want a broken ceilingfan.

All the kids could see the Diabolo coming from miles away except Nate and then it was too late.

None of the kids would diabolo in the snow except Joe, now he has a frostbitten toe.

^Dunno if any of them are any good but enjoy anyway...

Martijn · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2007, 05:57:21 pm »

Ha, those are some funky rhymes!

Niclas · « **Reply #38 on:** July 15, 2007, 06:12:25 pm »

Very funny

i mean it.

Marijn · « **Reply #39 on:** July 16, 2007, 10:17:01 pm »

hitler + diabolo = genocide

damn lamest joke ever $:-\$

(heard this one from someone else)

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Author Topic: diabolo jokes (Read 25006 times)

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