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viiru

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« on: April 21, 2005, 12:03:22 am »
Couple of jokes we came up while suffering from hangover. I hope these won't insult anyone, and even more I hope someone will generate "ha ha" sound while reading these. (and some of them work only in finnish so I won't post them here)

How do you know someone has started smoking pot?
He buys a diabolo.

What do you get when 1000 goths buy a diabolo?
Infinite suicide.

What would you get if Hitler had a diabolo?
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...
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A better world...
(I bet you thought of trick which starts with G)

How many diabolists it takes to change a light bulb?
None. He wouldn't get enough spin to it.

What is a difference between Finesse G1 and Michael Jackson?
Other one is made out of plastic, has sharp edges and may be hazardous to kids, the other one is diabolo.

Hm. Try to tell some better ones :)
It's just a world spinning around your diabolo

ronnie2tone

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2005, 08:03:59 am »
Nice :lol:
Tossing the diabolo on a daily basis!

ne00xide

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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2005, 12:48:30 pm »
I especially like the one about Jackson. Very entertaining.

Martijn

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2005, 02:02:36 pm »
I like the one about MJ :P  :lol:
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Sharpes

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2005, 02:09:02 pm »
I too laughed at the michael jackson one. very good :lol:
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Joe

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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2005, 10:17:05 pm »
i liked the michel jackson joke

great stuff :lol:
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mrpink

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2005, 02:06:45 pm »
Liked the michel Jacson as well... So I rewrote it into a line you could use in a show.
"If I drop the diabolo and it hits you in the face, dont worry its made of plastic.
On the other hand so is Michel jacksson..."

I once did a high throw in a streetshow, i said that most of the time the diabolo comes down so I can catch it. This show however the diabolo landed on a nearby rooftop and never came down... Possibly the funniest trick i hav ever done... It was totaly impossible to top this trick...

By the way, Has annybody here actually managed to hit a bird with a diabolo? Tha would be funny and tragic at the same time as all great comedy is...

seán_

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2005, 02:42:47 pm »
bit of diabolo banter offered up years ago on rec.as a sugestion on a safe line for diabolo.

get it up to speed, 'this is a diabolo'
'the Diabolo was invented thousands of years ago by the Chinese' (simple trick) 'they also invented paper' (another trick) and gunpowder (beter trick)
then launch a genocide (or simmilar wild trick) and say 'but never glass*' supposed to work ok even if you fluff the trick

*possibly windows makes more sense

/i'll get my coat

Mattias

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2005, 03:49:16 pm »
Quote from: mrpink

By the way, Has annybody here actually managed to hit a bird with a diabolo? Tha would be funny and tragic at the same time as all great comedy is...


I would laugh for sure  :twisted:
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mitchelljuggles

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2005, 08:02:44 am »
Quote from: mrpink

By the way, Has annybody here actually managed to hit a bird with a diabolo? Tha would be funny and tragic at the same time as all great comedy is...


I was demonstrating some diabolo in an outback community in the middle of australia, threw the diabolo up and saw an eagle circling overhead. I did not hit the bird, but was so mezmerised by the clear blue sky, eagle and diabolo, i forgot about the diabolo and consequently it sconed me on its decent.

viiru

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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2005, 03:42:55 pm »
Inspired by Swiss Tony from the tv-series the fast show. If you don't know the show, I strongly recommend to find some episodes.

Doing diabolo is like making love to a beautiful woman,
You must spin it, wrap it, whip it, throw it, and before it gets strangled to the string, you'll end up with suicide.

hmm...
It's just a world spinning around your diabolo

Otoshidama

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2005, 09:12:12 pm »
Quote from: mrpink

By the way, Has annybody here actually managed to hit a bird with a diabolo? Tha would be funny and tragic at the same time as all great comedy is...


Not with a diabolo, but I did once hit a bird while juggling 7 balls.  It just kind of got knocked off it's path and kept going, my little beanbags aren't quite as powerful as a diabolo.

Arjan

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2005, 09:14:32 pm »
LOL... I almost did today  :lol:

mrpink

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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2005, 09:02:04 pm »
Well done! The birdstrike is not an easy trick it usualy takes several years to master... Some crappy jokes to amuse my fellow diabolo players, You are the only ones wh migt possibly laugh at them...

Why are there so few diabolists at this juggling convention?
They all comitted suicide...

Diabolo?? Isn't that some kind of satanic mass suicide sect from colombia?

Are you a member of the diabolo fan-club?

Ceri-Anne

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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2005, 01:54:39 pm »
:lol: I really like the jokes.. very creative

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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2005, 02:58:06 pm »
Something I do to the kids... maybe it's mean, but it's funny!  :P    
Me: "Okay, what is round, has metal in the middle, rubber on the outside and spins really fast?  I'll give you a hint... Diabolo!"
Kids:  "Diabolo!!!!!"
Me: "No, a tire!"
This is followed by a lot of puzzled and angy faces!   :P  :evil:  :?  :evil:

Sambo

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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2005, 03:16:29 pm »
Hahaha! Brilliant.

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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2005, 04:12:48 pm »
Nice, the first on to make me actually laugh, sweet work.
Diabolo or Diablo

Hoop

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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2005, 11:05:58 pm »
I think I should give credit to Bill Cosby for that.  It's one of those jokes that's been around for ages, my grandfather used to pull that on me all the time, but the first comedian I saw do it was Cosby.

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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2005, 07:55:10 am »
I almost wasn't going to put this on here but it made my laugh WAY to hard when I wrote it... I was having a conversation with a pretty lady and well, this came out.

ne00xide: It's like diabolo, everyone has to start somewhere. I just spin faster and last longer.... And do some pretty sweet tricks. ;)
PRETTY_LADY: HAHAHA

I think we are all old enough to appriciate the comical value of that statement. I hope you all enjoy my sick humor as much as I did. If not, I apologize in advance and may this be deleted asap.

P.S. Now I just need to figure out how to do two... Hahaha

Frank