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maunch

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Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« on: October 17, 2009, 06:22:20 pm »
Just thought it would be fun to have yo mama jokes about diabolo stuff.  :-D

Post them all here.

Yo mama's so fat that she has to play 2d high to shuffle her diabolos around her leg.

Tipper

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 06:56:05 pm »
yo momma is like my local juggling store. Shes cheap, fast an everybodys been there.

yo momma is so fat, she cant do high throws because her stomach is in the way.

yo momma is so fat, she cant do fingergrinds because her fingers are wider than the diabolo.

yo momma is so stupid, she thought mr. babache's first name is mr.

yo momma is so stupid, she bought a Fly thinking she wouldnt need to put effort in high throws.

yo momma is so poor, she bought a Sundia Shining so she could brag about having some "bling".

I really dont bother coming up with more of these xD your turn :D

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zwiggelbig

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2009, 08:52:50 pm »
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Hilariusch !!

Egad!

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2009, 08:57:58 pm »
yo mammas so stupid, she wouldn't buy a circus because she thought it was stolen from henry
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maunch

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2009, 10:10:14 pm »
Yo mama's so fat that she orbits diabolos around her body in vertax without sticks or string!

Paino

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2009, 10:59:26 am »
yo muma so fat she ate my diabolo and my punch line

hOOk3r

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2009, 01:01:45 pm »
Yo mama's so fat that she orbits diabolos around her body in vertax without sticks or string!

 :-D :-D
the best one!

Diabolo88

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 03:41:21 am »
Insomnia is a wonderful thing...it gives you time to come up with a long list of totally pointless insidejokes only a handful people in the world will ever understand. Might not be all that funny but the best I can do at this hour:

Yo momma's so stupid she does behind the back tricks behind someone elses back.

Yo momma's so stupid that when her arm stalls it means she has a cramp.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought light Suns were less fattening.

Yo momma's so stupid she got new glasses in order to C-fan.

Yo momma's so stupid whenever her tricks are AC it get's cold.

Yo momma's so stupid her handsticks pirouette by themselves.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought Suns cause she wanted a tan.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks loopdiabolo means bringing her gear on a rollercoasterride.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to learn diabolo with just a tiny bit of Finesse.

Yo momma's so stupid her magic knots made her string disappear.

Yo momma's so stupid she puts on a tuxedo to do penguincatches.

Yo momma's so stupid she puts on a mask and gloves before knotstealing.

Yo momma's so stupid that when she does excalibur she turns in a triangle.

Yo momma's so stupid her stopover kept going under.

Yo momma's so stupid she gets kneepains instead of wristpains.

Yo momma's so stupid she lit herself on fire to be a firediabolist.

Yo momma's so stupid her siteswaps doesn't swap.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought two monobolos and a tube of glue.

Yo momma's so stupid she gets soaked by her sprinklers.

Yo momma's so stupid her 3D box is made entirely of cardboard.

Yo momma's so stupid she became an astronaut to study starcradles.

Yo momma's so stupid all of her 2D starts involves putting the first diabolo down and then throwing the other one in.

Yo momma's so stupid she poured coffee in her diabolo and then chucked a cup through a window.

Yo momma's so stupid her handsticks break simultaneously.

Yo momma's so stupid her duicides involve three handsticks.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to squat her Fly.

Yo momma's so stupid she considers "milking the cow" a technical trick.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought Nicorette to stop doing Smoking Joe.

Yo momma's so stupid that when she heard about feed the sun she tried to throw hamburgers at it.

Yo momma's so stupid she practiced excaliburgenos in a moshpit and still couldn't hit anyone.

Yo momma's so stupid she came to Sweden to meet the worlds biggest diabolocommunity.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks 2D low means 2D on her knees.

Yo momma's so stupid her slowcides go faster than all of her other tricks.

Yo momma's so stupid she set her bearing north.

Yo momma's so stupid even gravity makes an exception for her.

Yo momma's so stupid that when she did her firediaboloroutine she froze.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought 3000 baguettes while practicing eiffel towers.

Yo momma's so stupid she became an entomologist in order to learn webs.

Yo momma's so stupid she opens a deck of cards whenever she wants to shuffle.

Yo momma's so stupid she practices her highthrows indoors.

Yo momma's so stupid she gyrogrinds sideways.

Yo momma's so stupid she gets the munchies from doing 2D high.

Yo momma's so stupid she broke her hourglass.

Yo momma's so stupid she changed her shoelace and then tied her string.

Yo momma's so stupid she runs outside when it rains to practice umbrellas.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to ride "the elevator" to the second floor.

Yo momma's so stupid she first needed to practice the alphabet in order to learn J-whips.

Yo momma's so stupid she visited a cattleranch to learn whips.

Yo momma's so stupid she lets any random midget help her with mini-genocides.

Yo momma's so stupid she does chinese accelrations with chopsticks.

Yo momma's so stupid she notified the morgue before learning the suicide.

Yo momma's so stupid her fans run on batteries.

Yo momma's so stupid she spins real fast while her diabolo is still.

Yo momma's so stupid she went into politics to learn genocides.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to hang from an inverse trapeze.

Yo momma's so stupid she contacted NASA to learn orbits and satellites.

Yo momma's so stupid she purrs while doing cats cradle.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold all of her string to afford sticks.

Yo momma's so stupid she needs to use a treebranch for "stickgrinds".

Yo momma's so stupid all of her high throws go down and then up.

Yo momma's so stupid she learnt 3D with redgreen glasses.

Yo momma's so stupid she learnt 2D from old videogames.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to paint her triangles green.

Yo momma's so stupid she got her handsticks in a knot.

Yo momma's so stupid she got herself stuck in a tree with the diabolo still on the ground.

Yo momma's so stupid she learnt excalibur from a storybook.

Yo momma's so stupid her grinds are upsidedown.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to read the statistics from her columns.

Yo momma's so stupid...cause she's gotten hit in the head...by diabolos...a whole lot.


Mark

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 08:04:20 pm »
Well Done Diabolo88 >>> Yo momma's so stupid she bought two monobolos and a tube of glue.
That Made Me Fall Of My Chair :P



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Jammy7797

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 08:35:19 pm »
Well Done Diabolo88 >>> Yo momma's so stupid she bought two monobolos and a tube of glue.
That Made Me Fall Of My Chair :P



Mark.


Yeah, that's definately the best joke :P Well done Diabolo88 a long list of jokes there!
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Jasper

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 03:34:26 pm »
were'd you get these all from guys?

bombmistro

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 05:34:16 am »
lol "Yo momma's so stupid her 3D box is made entirely of cardboard." made me fall out of my bed laughing (and my parents still dont get it)
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Indy

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Re: Yo Mama Diabolo Jokes!
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 11:41:10 am »
Yo mama's so stupid/poor/cheap/retard/fat/pro-anna/disabled she helps you with all your cheap jokes for this topic!
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